Saturday, January 31, 2009

Why Fox should be burned to the ground

Dear Fox,

Stop making movies, please. Lets look at the last year and what you gave us: The Happening, Meet Dave, Space Chimps, Babylon A.D., Max Payne, and a whole lot of other crap. I know you've just acquired the rights to Narnia, so please, stop now. I'm begging you. I don't need another Eragon fiasco. If you refuse to stop, some well meaning friends who owe me may begin that guerilla warfare mentioned in this site's introduction. 

Most of all, the number one reason why you should stop, involves the large chance you are about to ruin Iron Man 2. If your Gullivers Travels, which basically sounds like a bad idea to begin with, creates scheduling conflicts, I'll never forgive you. See here if you aren't sure what I'm complaining about. I want Emily Blunt for Black Widow. Marvel is already causing problems with this movie. Don't be on my hate list, Fox.

Sincerely,
Lauren

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